IF SADDAM SAYS THEY'RE DEAD...
...then they must be dead. Saddam released a new tape today mourning the loss of Uday and Qusai (incidentally, Qusai translated into Japanese means "Stinky"). It's sure to top the charts with a bullet. The witless, throneless, homeless former dictator also promised to lose the war. Check it out:
"They all died martyrs in the name of Jihad," the voice said, adding that every fighter for Jihad, which means holy war, would desire to die in the same way as his sons. (my emphasis)
Surrounded by the US Army without hope of escape, shot, bombed, with missiles sticking out their arse, sweaty, stinky and finally so riddled with bullets that morticians had to reconstruct them with a kit. That's how the jihadis want to die, huh? We're more than happy to oblige. Step right up.











