JOYFUL CHRISTIAN'S RADICAL REVISION

Jeffrey Collins is proposing a bizarro-world UN--one that's actually, you know, united, and one that actually fosters things like freedom and democracy. It's a good idea--so good I've been tinkering with it for a while myself.

Call it the Council of Democracies, call it the Nations United, call it Shirley, as long we scrap the odious UN and reduce the vestigial influence of France while promoting more reasonable states like Japan and Australia.