NO LONGER RUNNING, AND NOW NOT HIDING
Peace through strength--plus a few well-aimed bombing runs and more than a decade of diplomatic isolation--and Libyan strongman Muammar Gadaffi (your spelling may vary) is giving up his WMD programs.
Just like that. Well, if you take "just like that" to mean that Libya gets to rejoin the family of nations after owning up to having been a terrorist haven in the not too distant past, coupled with payment to its victims, and now to complete dismantling of its WMDs and limiting the range of its missiles. Just like that.
For Gadaffi, it's smiles all around. He gets a pat on the back from America's stalwart ally Tony Blair. He could get some sort of normalization from us, though we should make sure to squeeze him for any terrorist intel he still has first. And he gets to retire to his bodyguard of Amazon beauties, secure in the knowledge that he has given the Americans no reason to send in the Air Force (again).
MORE: A detail I failed to mention in this post--negotiations to end Libya's WMD programs began nine months ago. Nine months...what might have influenced Mr. Gadaffi to come clean nine months ago, about his WMD programs? I wonder...
It couldn't be...the invasion of Iraq...to disarm neighbor Saddam Hussein of his WMDs, could it? That invasion began nine months ago today.
Perhaps we can get Rep. McDermott on the line. I'm sure he'll see it as more than coincidental, given his tendency to spot patterns in everything else.
Do you suppose Howard Dean will come forward with an "interesting theory" to explain Gadaffi's turn? Does candle-powered Howard think America is safer now?











