I can see it now. The alien comes up out of the ground and sees inside the office window .…Mayor Barry snorting coke. They look at each other for an instant. A look of understanding passes between them. And the alien shoots out a beam of light vaporizing the Mayor whose last gesture is to reach for his zip lock bag.

And don’t forget that in 1996 two Democrats recorded the conference call of Newt Gingrich and other Republicans, in violation of federal law. They gave it to Jim McDermott, a Democrat member of the House Ethics Committee, who gave it to the press.

Remember: A civil rights violation is only a civil rights violation if it’s committed by a conservative — liberals are exempt.

I just heard on the tv that the two cretins who murdered several families here in Richmond after Christmas may also have been responsible for the NYSlimes reporter that got killed in DC. And our new governor who doesn’t believe in the death penalty is having his “big week” soon. Those two news items really go together.

It’s The Onion Fields all over again. Academy Awards all around. Moonbats contemplate moving out of the city because they are not sure about having their throats slit. They just can’t understand why, once again, the killers were supposed to be middle-class white males and they turned out to be black and definitely low class.

These guys (the killers) have put themselves right up there in the Killer Hall of Fame. Which is probably what they intended. When they go back to prison they will definitely be “somebody”. Not just your everyday scum.

Talk about progress. We need to go back to the Middle Ages. They knew how to deal with this sort of thing back then.

I wonder if the little girls got to watch their parents get their throats cut first? Or, if it was the other way around?

Have a nice week, Mr. Kaine.

Like Massachusettes, DC knows that you cannot buy that kind of entertainment—you have to elect it.

Shocked. I am completely shocked.;)