Barrel-aged, cask-strength loco

Courtesy of Brea Canyon Monument, here’s a book published by a guy who thinks Nixon, Reagan, and Stephen King—yes, the author—killed John Lennon. The website is distressingly normal-looking, but when you read the words…

The next day, after I had calmed down enough to actually read the article, a book review about Firestarter, I learned who Stephen King was. At that explosive moment my first impulse was to credit Nixon for being a criminal genious. Who would believe any of it now? Nixon, Reagan and government codes in magazines was plausable, not Stephen King being the real killer. I had a real job ahead of me now.

What he’s saying isn’t really that much stranger than what the 9/11 Truth! movement believes, but it’s how he says it.

Verrücktenfreude.