Jihad in the Streets of Bakersfield?
This may be the ultimate See-Dubya story, combining chemical suits, fake military documents, and body armor illegally sold to Yemen with a Dwight Yoakam song.I came here lookin’ for something, I couldn’t find anywhere else
Hey I’m not trying to gas nobody, just need a suit to protect myself
I sent the suit abroad to Yemen; body armor clinched the deal
But the FBI was undercover, and arrested me in Bakersfield._________________
(CHORUS): Hey, you don’t know me, but you don’t like me
Say you care less how I feel
But how many of you who sit and judge me
Ever waged jihad in Bakersfield?_______________
The narc offered secret info, I sent it to my native land
Busted three guys in my sleeper cell, This didn’t work out as we’d planned.
Who were we helping to wage jihad? Are my terror ties concealed?
Sure hope the weather’s nice in Gitmo, and that my friends will never squeal!
(CHORUS)______
Duty Officer—any chance you could tell me how to embed that Youtube video I linked above? seedub, at the ol’ hotmail.