Morale Booster

Not much time to post but I have to put this up. Yes, it's Christina Aguilera, but she cleans up real nice. And she's got a USO-show/naughty Andrews Sister thing going on in the "Candyman" video that makes me think it's 1944 and the music industry is actually interested in keeping the troops' morale up. It's a fun song, too.

Back in WWII there was a British comic strip about a girl named Jane Gay. I remembered in a book of comics history that after they ran an episode which pictured her in the altogether, the British advanced five miles. (Wikipedia backs me up, for what that's worth.)

I'm just telling you that because I think that if this video gets wide distribution, our troops will pacify Iraq and be in Isfahan by next week, peeing in the Mullahs' reactor coolant. And then they'll come back home and promptly even out that demographic crisis Mark Steyn's always talking about.

Content warning: safe for work if you're not in a seminary, but men should not attempt to speak or operate heavy machinery after viewing.

Take that, Dinesh D'Souza!

JYB Tailwag: Ragnar at the Jawa.

PS: It's not a fluke, either. The Dixie Chicks went to London and denounced President Bush. Aggie goes to London and...look at the background in this concert performance of the same song.

Hey! I said look at the background. Gigantic American flags:

Democracy! Whiskey! Sexy!