Quick Takes

I. Firebrand alert! (Why? Because "Blood-swollen Murdering Scum-tick" uses too many letters.)

II. Everything is upside down there.

III. Trackbacks? Love 'em! Remind me I'm alive. Especially from the big blogs. I want to frame those and put them up on the sidebar. Plus the HOT BIRACIAL GRANNY sites. I mean, how else would I find those? You don't expect me to google that stuff, do you?

IV. France says free speech isn't entirely unfree, just mostly...(Why? Because they were just criticizing fundamentalists, not Islam, you see.) PS Ignore this, s'il vous plait.

V. There's a tear in my beer, cause I'm tryin' a dead deer....("Why? Because, your honor, the live ones are way too fast.")