Rachel Marsden off Redeye?

Ouch. Looks ugly. Well, we all knew she was kind of a powder keg.

Now I have a dilemma. I know this actress, see? Killer smile, self-deprecating and a nice sense of humor, exotic-looking without being weird, has had several parts in small horror films, indie films, a TV pilot, I think.

She's also smart, holds a law degree from one of the best schools in the country, and she's conservative. Not frumpy or strident, just unPC and smart enough to tell you why.

She's be a perfect fit for Redeye. Perfect. But I'm not going to tell you her name, because she's conservative. And that's an awful rumor to get started about an actress.

So I'll just give you a picture:

(UPDATE: Pic's down, at her request. Sorry, guys. You had your chance!)

Those guys could do a lot worse. I mean, Rosie's available, I guess.

UPDATE: Got a hit from NewsCorp (Fox's parent) in NYC doing a Technorati search on "Rachel Marsden".