What? No apples?

You apple-hating bastard!

I find your exclusive, demeaning, inherently-discriminatory pro-orange agenda challenging to my very core!

(Apple core, that is)

UPDATE: Well, yeah. Although, in the interest of accuracy, what I wanted to do was riff on how prejudice is assumed by people over the silliest damn things, like how I must hate black people because I don't like rap music. I was just too lazy to carry the idea through.

Based on my music choices, it may be assumed that in addition to not liking black people, I also hate white people (country music), brown people (tejano and most mariachi music), yellow people (Yoko Ono), Oprah and her entire audience (Il Divo), and fat-assed, deceased Hawaiians named Israel Kamakawiwo`ole (just pick a song).

I'm a hater.