Is London's Future Islamic?
So asks Mchael Hodges in a publication I've never heard of, Timeout London, as he makes the case for a Caliphate England. Here's how it starts:
The official executioner placed a stepladder against the plinth. The lorry pulled up and the young man was pushed out, then forced up the ladder. The noose was forced over the condemned man’s head. The crowd chanted ‘Allahu akbar’ (God is greater than everything).The hoist driver put his finger on a green button … Okay, not really – that’s a hysterical, right-wing nightmare of a future Muslim London: where an cruel alien creed is forced on a liberal city. A society where women are second-class citizens, same sex relationships a crime and Sharia law enforces terrible public disfigurement and death. But the reality is a long, long way from this dark vision.
Relax, rightwingers--it's all in your head.
UPDATE: More at Iowahawk--a "first draft" of Mike Hodges' article!