VRWC Memo: “Senator Grahamnesty” to be retired
Memo
From: VRWC-HQ
To: Our minions
Re: Lindsey Graham’s nickname
It has come to our attention that many of you are referring to Senator Lindsey Graham (R—Oaxaca) as “Senator Grahamnesty”. While this is both useful and appropriate, a new internet sensation has emerged that requires a change in our protocol.
From henceforth, Senator Graham will be referred to as “Dramatic Chipmunk”.
The reasons for this change should be obvious.

Please make a note of this change in the margins of your VRWC style book. Your compliance in this matter will be greatly appreciated.
(signed)
Zombie Reagan
VRWC Conspirator in Chief
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