VRWC Memo: "Pink Sapphire" to be retired in favor of "Chamois Butter"
Memo
From: VRWC-HQ
To: Our minions
Re: John Edwards' nickname
Too easy. He just makes it too easy.
Also note that Edwards Campaign personnel will now be referred to collectively as "Team Trousermouse".
Thank you for your cooperation, and convey the VRWC's gratitude to dedicated co-conspirator Gerard VanderLeun.
(signed)
Zombie Reagan
VRWC Conspirator in Chief
Previous VRWC memos: Sweaty Pretzel, Pink Sapphire, Dramatic Chipmunk.











