Zero Tolerance Watch

If I had the initiative and foresight to pull off a prank like this against our arch-rivals, my high school would have made me honorary valedictorian. Instead this kid gets suspended.

Confidential to CIA Operations Recruitment: set up a booth at career days at Hilliard Davidson High School.

Confidential to Gutfeld, et al: Yes, I've seen Cramer. New headlines, please!