Okie Cannibal: "One chomp and I knew that sucker was coming off."

I think I played basketball against somebody like this in high school:

NBC - An Oklahoma man is facing charges for attacking his ex-wife her new husband.

During the struggle, 35-year-old Tom Ledgerwood allegedly bit off and swallowed body parts from both of his victims.

This is really horrifying and it's a pretty damn good argument for keeping at least one gun in the car. Guy sounds like a maniac, he had a crew of friends egging him on, and a shot of mace in the eye just made him mad.

Larry says, "He told me, 'You know what that was? That's your ear, and I'm going to get the other one.'"

He got one of his wife's fingers, too:

Kristy says, "I went to put my fingers in his mouth to pull him back. One chomp and I knew that sucker was coming off."

JYB Tailwag to Florida Cracker.

P.S. If you're an Okie reading this in Tulsa, check out Michael Bates on why you oughta vote against the river tax today.