Take that, turkeys!

To all my friends and readers, and especially to all those servicemen fighting the terrorists, I wish you a HAPPY THANKSGIVING.

To all you jihadi swine-suckers, I wish you a HAPPY TANKSGIVING:

Also go check out The Nose, where they are taking Thanksgiving revisionists with all appropriate seriousness.

MORE: From the 1928 Book of Common Prayer:

MOST gracious God, by whose knowledge the depths are broken up, and the clouds drop down the dew; We yield thee unfeigned thanks and praise for the return of seed-time and harvest, for the increase of the ground and the gathering in of the fruits thereof, and for all the other blessings of thy merciful providence bestowed upon this nation and people. And, we beseech thee, give us a just sense of these great mercies; such as may appear in our lives by an humble, holy, and obedient walking before thee all our days; through Jesus Christ our Lord, to whom, with thee and the Holy Ghost, be all glory and honour, world without end. Amen.