Pretty much half of Bolivia just seceded. The rich half. First Chavez gets his nose smacked, now Evo. Couldn't happen to a nicer stooge.
That right there's a photoshop goldmine, friends. Have at it.
Poor John Stewart will be crushed.
Call me crazy but I thought the poor were starving and therefore thin. What’s with all these lefty chunky monkeys down south of the border?
Although this guy might just be blocky, not a toad like Chavez. Paratrooper? Imagine that guy jumping out of an airplane! The ground itself would shriek and cower from the impact.
Nichevo:
He’s really “grown in office”.
10:58? Now that’s what I call quick service!
OK. Justify this statement:
The move also aims to separate the states from Bolivia’s new constitution, which calls for, among other things, a heavier taxation on the four regions to help finance more social programs.
With this one:
“We are not a country of blue-eyed, green-eyed folks only. It’s a plurinational country made of dark-skinned and white-skinned. This new constitution will unite us.”
This unity he speaks of is the unity of parasite upon host.
If the secessionists win, in Evo’s half of Bolivia the extremists are going to argue over who is the purest guarantor of the Revolution. That region is going to end up Khmer Rouge territory.
Does anyone have a plan for preventing that?
Crap. I should have emphasized Morales’ last sentence about unity and the new constitution. I’m not calling indigenous people parasites on whites.
trudges off, shaking head
Shoulda slept in this morning.
Plenty of blue-eyed blond types dig Marx too. And should also be put out of our misery. Nothing personal, Evo.
