Yes!

As an obervant and proud Jew, I find that folks who are secure in their own faiths aren’t offended when someone else wishes them a “Merry Christmas!”

I like this one.

I’ve radically reduced the number of mailorder catalogs that are sent to me by going to the retailer’s website, finding their ‘contact us’ webform/email, and telling them we want off. If you add a “because you can’t spell Christmas” tag, they’ll really get the message. Simply tossing the catalog away won’t send half the message.

Well, Jews are getting beat up on the subways for wishing people Happy Hanukkah… okay, one Jew. And getting rescued by Muslims.…okay, one Muslim.

Anyway, I don’t mind Merry Christmas. When using it I try to guess what the other guy is and use that (MC vs HH). If I can’t I will use Happy Hols. (With an Indian guy I may use “Happy Dewali!” …Diwali?)

Moral of the story: You Can’t F—king Win.