Terrorist Recognition Was Never So Easy

The DIA is now publishing terrorist recognition cards. Awesome. They've got the Afghanistan League, the Iraq League, the SE Asia League, and the Horn of Africa League. Collect the whole set!

Check out this All-Star, Abdallah Noor. He's returning to big-league play in Afghanistan, hanging twelve year olds from cranes and killing schoolteachers, after a career-threatening incarceration in Guantanamo Bay!

He's still a little gun shy, which might explain why the Taliban bugged out of the town of Sangeddin like a bunch of scared little sissy-moppets.

(P.S. "Eyes: Honey." Dreamboat!)

(P.P.S. he's one of three former Gitmo detainees I saw just browsing through the Afghanistan deck. My commenter Zifnab wants to know why we don't hold trials for all these guys immediately since most of them are, he suggests, innocent waifs sold into American clutches by bounty hunters who sell them out for a reward. Well, consider this my answer.)