How does Vice President Lindsey Graham Strike You?
I don't do a lot of direct reader-haranguing on this blog, so indulge me for a second. I'm serious about this. In this entry, commenter Evilned asks whether conservative superstar Lindsey "tell the bigots to shut up" Graham might be John McCain's pick for a vice president. I started to laugh--and then the laughter died. Why wouldn't he? Once he gets the GOP nomination, McCain is done with the base. D-O-N-E. He's got us by the fleshy extremities, because he knows we're not going to defect to Hillary or Obama. He can concentrate on motivating the mushy middle.
Don't think Maverick will have the effrontery to stick Grahamnesty on the ticket? OK, maybe not. Maybe he'll just put him some place less visible, like...Director of Homeland Security.
If McCain dances with the one what brung him, then please, PLEASE, take a look at who that one is.
And at the risk of repeating myself, how does Secretary of State Richard Armitage grab you? That backstabbing creep jeopardized the war effort by giving the Left ammunition to go after Rove and Libby when he was the one who fingered Valerie Plame to the press all along. HE'S LEADING MCCAIN'S FOREIGN POLICY TEAM. Great personnel choice, McCain.
And where does good buddy Lieberman go in the McCain White House? Supreme Court, maybe? I like ol' Joe well enough, for a northeastern liberal, but he is a northeastern liberal. But you know President McCain is gonna be all "bipartisanship" and give us all kinds of Norman-Minetatastic, feel good team-building exercise crossover picks that won't do us any good, to say the least. Maybe he'll try to re-run Linda "Some People Just Don't Like Mexicans" Chavez into that Secretary of Labor job.
Because if McCain wins, he'll call it a mandate for amnesty.
People like McCain because he's a war hero and he's served a long time in the Republican Party. Just like Bob Dole. And look how well that worked out.
McCain fever. Catch it!











