VRWC Memo: Silky Pony Breck Girl Pink Sapphire Sweaty Pretzel Chamois Butter to be retired
Memo
From: VRWC-HQ
To: Our minions
Re: John Edwards' nickname
Thank you for your cooperation with our new protocols–announced in our ongoing series of memos–renaming “Silky Pony” or "Breck Girl" as “Pink Sapphire”, "Sweaty Pretzel", and "Chamois Butter".
None of those nicknames will be retired. However, Pink Sapphire himself will be.
He will of course remain Esquire Magazine's Sexiest Woman Alive.
Thank you for your cooperation in this matter.
(signed)
Zombie Reagan
VRWC Conspirator in Chief











