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VRWC Memo: The New Face of Conservatism

Memo
From: VRWC-HQ
To: Our minions
Re: Our Sinister Plan Revealed At Last

All is going according to the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy's plan. By our careful machinations to nominate a squishy-centrist old grouch as the Republican candidate, the stage has been set for the true objective of the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy:

It's Morning in America.

Just as the Soviets and China are reassembling themselves from the ash heap of history, it is time for a real leader to re-emerge in America.

Further details of my third-party candidacy (and similar artwork) supplied by most excellent VRWC operative S. Weasel. That girl's a little...off, but her heart's in the right place.

Thank you for your cooperation in this matter.

(signed)
Zombie Reagan
VRWC Conspirator in Chief

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Posted by SeeDubya on February 11, 2008 11:51 AM
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Comments

Yeah! That’s what we were talkin’ about!

And…oh, goody! you didn’t take the one I want!

Posted by Steamboat McGoo on February 11, 2008 12:38 PM

Nah — that’s the best one! But I’m still open to suggestions. If I knew how, I’d make something like a LOLcat builder, so you could slogan your own Zombie Reagan.

Posted by S. Weasel on February 11, 2008 1:34 PM

There’s these folks:

http://www.adaptavist.com/

Posted by Steamboat McGoo on February 11, 2008 1:57 PM

oops. Not free.

Posted by Steamboat McGoo on February 11, 2008 1:58 PM

I got nuthin, but I feel obliged to comment for some reason.

Posted by doubleplusundead on February 11, 2008 2:49 PM

ZR, I hope you’re busy collecting braaaaiiinnns on your way to DC; once you get there, it will be very slim pickings, and we need those with fresh braaaaiiinnnns alive so you’re successful.

Posted by steveegg on February 11, 2008 4:17 PM

Have you ever heard of “Think Tanks”, steveegg? They bring all the biggest, freshest, juiciest brains to DC to work on important policy matters. Ever wonder why there are so many around DC?

Well, here’s a hint: I regard them more as “Think Farms”.

Posted by Zombie Reagan on February 11, 2008 4:25 PM

As a matter of fact, I have. The problem is, most of those “’Think’ Tanks” don’t have 10 working neurons between them.

Posted by steveegg on February 11, 2008 4:40 PM

those “’Think’ Tanks” don’t have 10 working neurons between them

Tastes Great!! Less Filling!! Tastes Great!! Less Filling!!

Think Tank Brains - for the zombie on the go! They fill you up, but don’t slow you down!

Posted by geoff on February 11, 2008 7:32 PM

ROFLMAO, geoff.

Posted by steveegg on February 11, 2008 7:58 PM