I really don't care about the dog

I mean, yeah, that sucks, sure, especially if the dog was alive, which I really don't think it was. Meanwhile Colombian narcoterrorists may be seeking 50 kg of uranium for reasons I would really like to know more about. 28 accused Al Qaeda were arrested in Saudi Arabia. Nine people were shot in a house in Memphis, six fatally, and we don't yet know who or why.

Oh, and more perspective: Chicom dogwhackers.